We haven’t had one of these in a while… not exactly kid-friendly, this one.
Little Johnny was in class one day. Having just come back from break, his teacher was asking the class what they had done. She called on a boy in the back of the room.
“Oh, I took a ride on a choo-choo train,” he responded.
“Timmy, it’s not a choo-choo train. It’s just a train,” the teacher corrected. She then called on a girl.
“I went to my cousin’s, and when I was there I got a boo-boo.”
“Sally, you didn’t get a boo-boo. You got injured. Anyone else?” Johnny raised his hand.
“I stayed home and read a book about Winnie the Po — Winnie the Shit!”
Thanks to one of my classmates for telling this one…